Brexit Through the Looking Glass

This morning in the office we were kicking around song titles to describe the current Brexit situation. As one old enough to remember the glory days of punk, my contributions were "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash (released in 1982) and "Anarchy in the UK" by The Sex Pistols (1977). Such is the shambolic state of the Brexit debate that we are beyond the five stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance) and have reverted to outright ridicule.  

It is hard to know where to start but the bulk of the blame for the disastrous sequence of events over the past two years has to be laid squarely at the feet of Theresa May. I have no doubt she is a fundamentally decent woman who believes in delivering the best she can for her country, but as a prime minister she is useless. There is no shame in that. Some people are just not cut out to lead and she is one. But it has got to the stage where she is an outright liability to her party and country. She repeatedly makes promises she cannot keep and continues to bluff her way through, even though she has the weakest possible hand of cards. 

The litany of errors is long: By treating the non-binding referendum result as if it were a winner-takes-all event, May alienated Remain voters and large parts of her own party. Triggering Article 50 without a plan of what the government hoped to achieve was a huge strategic mistake. And the ill-judged election call weakened her domestic authority. Add to that her failure to judge the intentions of the EU, let alone the Brexit ultras in her own party, and the last two years have seen a steady erosion of May’s authority to the point that she makes a lame duck look secure.

The only reason she remains in 10 Downing Street is that the alternatives are either worse or simply don’t want the job under current circumstances. But as The Times noted this morning in an editorial, "Mrs May's attempt at brinkmanship has failed. Without trust and authority it is hard to see what she has to offer, having been trounced twice. The Conservative Party may now decide that only a new leader can find a path to an adequate Brexit." Following parliament’s efforts to prevent May from keeping no deal on the agenda this evening, with her own cabinet colleagues voting against her, her authority is weaker than any prime minister I can recall.

In fairness to the PM, when you are being undermined at every turn by so-called colleagues such as Jacob Rees-Mogg, David Davis and Boris Johnson, a difficult job becomes impossible. The Conservative Party generally is a mess. The pro-Brexit ideologues in the European Research Group have effectively split the party in two with their continued denial of the economic realities facing a post-Brexit UK. There will be no healing so long as they remain in the party. One of the great puzzles of modern British politics is how Theresa May remains so relatively popular (amongst Tories she is second only to – wait for it – Boris Johnson). The answer is she is opposed by Jeremy Corbyn whose dissatisfaction ratings are the highest of any opposition leader in 40 years. Labour has shown no leadership on Brexit and the 48.1% who voted Remain in 2016 believe themselves to be completely disenfranchised by the main political parties.

The great irony of the UK’s current position is that it has spent decades trying to undermine the EU’s drive towards ever-closer union, whilst Brexiteers celebrated winning their “independence” in 2016, only to now have to throw itself on the mercy of the EU to grant an extension of the Article 50 deadline. The sheer, utter, spectacular incompetence of the UK political class in allowing itself to be put in this position defies words.

Having handed the negotiating power back to the EU, what is likely to happen now? Other EU leaders have expressed the view that the UK needs a good reason to be granted an extension, and incompetence in dealing with its own MPs is unlikely to be good enough. And whilst Theresa May has expressed a preference for an extension that is both limited and one-off in nature, the EU is unlikely to give much weight to her wishes. Why should it? It’s not as if she can deliver on what she has promised. Moreover, DExEU has already suggested that the UK is not prepared for a no-deal Brexit in March and there is no reason to suppose it will be any better prepared in (say) three months’ time.

There is thus a strong possibility that if the EU does grant an extension, it will come with conditions attached – one of which may be that it has to run to end-2020. This will not go down well with MPs, many of whom will decry that the UK is being held prisoner by the EU. They may then be forced to make a choice between leaving without any deal and accepting that the only way that Brexit can be delivered at all is by accepting a prolonged delay.

This will raise the risk of a no-deal Brexit which is exactly what most economists have warned against for at least three years. Under these circumstances, I would not be at all surprised if the Withdrawal Agreement that has twice been rejected by parliament by two of the largest margins in the last 100 years will once again find its way back onto the table (and that is indeed being widely trailed on this evening's TV news programmes). Theresa May used to say that no deal is better than a bad deal. Judging by her desperation to get this deal over the line, she now seems to think that the opposite is true.

We should be in no doubt that the political shambles which has emerged over the past two years is the result of a lack of planning, organisation and leadership. Whatever people thought they voted for in 2016, it surely wasn’t this. My favourite quote to describe the Brexit omnishambles comes from fictional spin doctor Malcolm Tucker from the BBC satire The Thick of It who, when faced with political accusations, fired back with the memorable line “How dare you come and lay this at my door! How dare you blame me for this! Which is the result of a political class, which has given up on morality and simply pursues popularity at all costs.” What was political satire in 2012 is the political reality of 2019.